is fantastic,' said Bernard Black, fag and drink in hand on the tv program Black Books.
I just repeated that same line, exactly in the same condition.
If you know what I'm talking about, please nod.
If you don't, I was just talking about Black Books, my favourite television program behind Charlie Brooker. If you saw Bernard, you'd think he is a right dirty bastard.

Anyway, the reason I turned into Dylan Moran for a singular moment is that I just read my own journal entries...I have been on this website for 3 years, and it is apparent that things have changed! I'm keeping them for sentimentality...it'll be fantastic looking back in another 3 years time!

Being 18 now, I have to be a stuffy arse.. I can't dab-handedly scatter emoticons around now like I used to. I'm not more serious, but if you met me, you'd probably think I was (unless drunk, me or you doesn't matter).